::THE BAND:: Tom Balentine - Bass Tom gets listed first because people like Tom. He's just plain friendly. The only folks who don't like him are those jealous boys who wish the ladies liked them as much as they like Tom. Sooner than later they realize that it's not his fault that the ladies like him better. Don't hate the player… Tom likes to fix things. He does it well. If Tom can't fix it, it probably can't be fixed. Gene Paul Loncon - Drums Gene is hard to find. He rarely answers the telephone. His mood can easily swing from lighthearted joviality to unrelenting grouchiness. Gene's girlfriend, Summer, is possibly the most forgiving and understanding person in this world. Darren Harrell - Guitar Darren lives his life with the calm, quiet reserve of a monk (except for all that "not sinning" stuff). He is by far the most disciplined member of the band, never missing an opportunity to tai chi your ass into a painful contortion you never thought possible. Darren makes the drinks for the band, but rarely shares them. Craig Montoro - Guitar and Vocals Craig is quiet. Sometimes he acts like he's running things, but it's only because he owns the van. Without it, he's helpless. Like Samson without his hair, the Wonder Twins without their power rings, or fries without ketchup. When he's not writing the songs he hopes will make the whole world sing and all the ladies fall at his feet, Craig is a scientist. Really. Rocket science. No kidding. Satellites and computers and whatnot. They all like to drink Lone Star Beer. Except Darren. He likes that fancy crap.